He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I don't think brook has ever known best
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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