He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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