Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
smell my finger.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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