If i could tip my vagina, i would.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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