I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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