My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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