Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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