I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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