Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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