She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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