On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm at about main and main street
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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