the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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