Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
