she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The beer is more important than you right now.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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