I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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