so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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