Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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