Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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