Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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