so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The adults are the big ones right?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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