used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
When are your genitals available?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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