No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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