i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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