dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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