i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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