It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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