Don't you send me to vm
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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