all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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