I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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