I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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