new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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