We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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