tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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