butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
