how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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