are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize
