I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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