Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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