like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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