They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Randomize
