it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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