maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I can text with my tongue
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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