his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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