dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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