the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
