I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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