You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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