Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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