i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
