i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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